Jim’s blog

今晚老王似乎很興糞，唾沫橫飛，忽然間冒出一句：“其實歸根到底，蛋白質的最高級體現，就是生命！” 期間手還不停的揮舞著以期能起加重語氣狀，我不知道蛋白質和計算機有什麽直接的關系，但敢情我們一衆坐著的混球們都成高級蛋白質了，嗯，穿著衣褲鞋襪的高級蛋白質~

回來的時候經過會堂，頂上掛了新的橫額：朝鮮人民共和國XXXXXXX………..Wait A Second…樹..樹遮著了…..看到了：朝鮮人民共和國XXX藝術團XXX，哦，沒有，這回樹沒遮著，是太遠了我看不清，藝術團？朝鮮的？哦，賣果的~

在車上聽著RTHK一臺，很多熟悉的舊歌，很好聽，帶來的卻是很怪的感覺，別指望我能把這感覺化作文字，要能這樣，我早做了個瀟灑的作家（至少聽起來是這樣的）而不用挨踢了~

下了車上靚靚那，喉嚨繼續痛，靚靚老闆娘很醒目的拿上了龜岺膏而不是我平時愛吃的杏仁露，難怪你生意那麽好哦。看我累得不成樣子，靚靚說要拿些好東西來給我提提神，梅子，做酸梅湯的梅子，做酸梅湯的醃了兩年的梅子。盛情難卻….可一進口我就後悔了，差點沒讓老子把前年的東西都吐出來~
酸死我了>__<
老闆娘你怎麽就這麽愛折磨我？

到家10點半，今天又加了50個 push-up，沒有理由，想加就加唄。休息了會趕緊把衣服洗了涼也衝了，完後已經快12點了，一天又過去了。Hooray！多麽爛的一天~

《明天愛誰》
窗沒關睡不好天已亮
難得陽光卻燙醒剛冷掉的傷
我關上你打開的窗
現在一個人飛翔我忘了方向

回憶怎麼作廢我們總是學不會
只能像一張曾用愛暖過的被 褶放在衣櫃

明天我愛誰別讓我流淚
你走後偶爾夜太黑
我無路退就面對

明天我還愛誰我自由的飛
一場雨下完我的淚
最後要我和誰學會愛的完美

現在一個人飛翔，方向我沒有忘記，可是，明天我愛誰？

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a Hunting Inspector walks up.

“Sir, can I please see that bag?” he asks. “Sure,” says the hunter and hands the bag over.

The Inspector looks through the bag, pulls out one goose, and sticks his finger up its ass. He pulls it out, smells it and says, “This here’s a Virginia goose, do you have a Virginia Hunting License?”

The hunter looks through his wallet and pulls out it and shows it to the inspector. The inspector nods and sticks his hand in the bag and pulls out another goose.

He sticks his finger up it’s ass and says, “This here’s a Maine goose, do you have a Maine Hunting License?”

The hunter looks again through his wallet, pulls out the card, and shows it to the inspector. He nods again, and pulls out the last goose. He does the routine and says, “This here is a Rhode Island goose, do you have a Rhode Island Hunting License?”

The hunter fishes through his wallet, shows the card to the inspector and puts it back in.

“Boy,” you having all these licenses, where you from?” asks the Inspector.

The hunter pulls down his pants and asks, “Why don’t you find out?”